Shit! I knew I should have gone to choir practice.
"Don't hurt me; I'm a vegan!"
Q: What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind as it hits your car windscreen?A: Its bum.
I want to know why the people on the second row are smiling.
I expect something similar to what is going through his shorts...
Courtney, I guess they're thinking: "Geez, I'm sure glad I'm not in the front row today!"
Time for pantomime harmonica?
Maybe "this is bullshit".
as the comedian bill cosby says about being frightened; first you say it, then you do it.
Dammit! My wife doesn't know I'm here!
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