Thursday, 18 December 2008

A Psychologist's Carol Book.

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Shamelessly lifted from A Nut in a Nutshell.

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets
and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees
and Fire Hydrants and ...

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an
Open Fire

8 . Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry,
I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells .

10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't
Leave My House

11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My
House in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
So I Burned Down the House

13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have
Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.

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16 comments:

  1. Very funny !
    Lee - off you go to BigW and buy that son of yours the DVD called "Inner Space" you will both love it. Talk about hearing voices!

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  2. Oh Lee, that is just brilliant. Laughed out loud I did. Mum's emailing those to friends today. They are too good:)

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  3. Very funny Lee! ha ha ha ♥

    Have you heard of the obsessive compulsive, dyslexic, insomniac who stayed awake all night wondering if there was a DOG?

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  4. Perfect timing, thank you Lee: I photocopied these for the Special Educational Needs team's staff room morning coffee break at work today.

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  5. I'm glad you enjoyed them enough to post them on your own blog.

    I'm glad you stopped by my blog as now I have discovered your blog as well. I like it and I'll be back!

    Happy Thursday!

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  6. does it put me on the naughty list if i think these are funny? shite. i'm on the naughty list already. screw it.
    heaven for climate, hell for company. who said that? twain?

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  7. Thanks for the giggles. I might just have to take these back to the Manor with me.

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  8. every once and a while, I sing the OCD one.
    Only, I lifted it from SNL.
    Santa Lucia, Santa Lucia.
    Santa Luciiiiia
    Santa Lucia.

    and so on.

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  9. I hope you have a very merry Christmas, that Santa brings you everything you deserve and that it doesn’t take too long to work off the effects of Christmas dinner.

    Thank you for being part of what has been a fascinating year for me.

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  11. Uh...thanks Xanax. Sort of.

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  12. Thats hilarious... and you even got a comment from Xanax... ah irony of ironies ;)

    I found your blog throught Diane,

    Peace and laughter,

    Maithri

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