Wednesday, 3 December 2008

Assorted Headlines


Survivor of Siamese twins joins parents
Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
Never withhold herpes infection from loved one
Smokers are productive. But death cuts efficiency
Death causes loneliness, feelings of isolation
Stolen painting found by tree
Dealers will hear car talk Friday at noon
Victim tied nude policeman testifies
Judge to rule on nude beach
Complaints about NHL referees growing ugly
Police discover crack in Australia
Caribbean islands drift to left
Women's movement called more broad-based
Men recommend more clubs for wives
Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors
Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
Two convicts evade noose; jury hung
Drunk gets nine months in violin case
Farmer Bill dies in house
Iraqi head seeks arms
Prostitutes appeal to Pope
Enraged cow injures farmer with axe
Hitler, Nazi papers found in attic
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last for a While
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Deer Kill 17,000
Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
New Study in Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Hospitals Are Sued by Seven Foot Doctors
Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
Kids Make Nutritious Snack



  1. Queen Mary having bottom scraped
    Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
    Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over
    Organ festival ends in smashing climax

  2. I laughed and laughed at those. Tell me, I am rather naive - are they real? Whatever, I've sent my pals another link to your post. They so enjoyed the last one about the chain letters.

  3. And those people get PAID to write? Geez.

  4. great post lee.

    i'm sure the tree is a national hero.
    that judge has a nice job.
    from now on, only men appearing on the cover of GQ need apply for refereeing jobs.
    dr. ruth gets around...
    i'm sure the pope is absolutely delighted.
    listen, the deer just got sick and tired of the whole being-hunted thing...
    that'll teach them not to drop out ever again.

  5. excellent - reminds me of the childrens game of chinese whispers - start with one story & it ends up sounding. . .

  6. LOL, there are some serious funny ones in there. My fav: Include your children when baking cookies. yum!
    After the other day I might just remember that. Beat them up with eggs and sugar. ;-)

  7. Reminds me of a restaurant sign I saw once that advertised

    Eat! Eat! Eat!
    Steak $9.95
    Swordfish $13.95
    Burgers $6.00
    Small children free

  8. jay leno would love these for the tonight show! he has a segment now where he presents similar things viewers send in from print media, advertisements, or actual signs viewers photograph. don't know if you guys ever see his show or not.


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