I have found myself on a fortune-teller-cum-astrologer-cum-scammer's email list.
That's what happens when you poke fun at these people.
Every so often I get a 'I have been thinking about you and I have some good news for you' email that has the following as it's last line:
If for whatever reason you no longer wish to receive any emails from me
please click here to remove your email address.
You would think she wouldn't need to ask, wouldn't you?