Tuesday 1 May 2007

Definition:

Gentleman, n: Someone who knows how to play the accordion. But doesn't. (Anon.)
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8 comments:

  1. We can probably all think of other ' Accordian Crimes ' perhaps almost worse than E. Annie Proulx did .
    We had a family member who insisted on inflicting some on us -- at every opportunity in fact .

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  2. You could probably include bagpipes and trombones as well.

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  3. :)

    jcn - I heard the bagpipes at a funeral and it was perfectly lovely.

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  4. Yes, bagpipes can be really eerie and beautiful. Remember the Royal Scot's Greys and their recording of Amazing Grace? Made your hair stand on end.

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  5. I agree with that meaning...except for one particular CD I have by Lynne August, a blind piano-accordianist playing Creole/Zydeco music...it is brilliant. I love the CD.

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  6. I knew Henri's 'family member'.
    I am so glad she is dead.
    She was no Gentleman!

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