Thirty Years

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Thirtieth wedding anniversary today.

Where did that time go?

With all that is going on at present, the mood for celebration is not high. But we will have the family around for dinner tonight. My suggestion of Sticky Date Pudding for dessert was vetoed for some reason.

As was Roly-Poly Pudding.
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I now pronounce you pronounce you pronounce you...

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In Japan, you can now be married by a robot.

I guess it is just a different type of transformer.
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I've heard of marriages going pear shaped...

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"In theory we are asking for the return of the kidney. Of course, he wouldn't really ask for that, but the value of it" - Lawyer for a US surgeon, who donated a kidney to his wife who is divorcing him.

OK there's bitter divorces and then there's bitter divorces. Richard Batista has cause to be a little aggrieved that his wife is now divorcing him. He donated one of his kidneys to her in 2001 and she started divorce proceedings in 2005.

- BBC

I've heard of marriages going pear shaped, but kidney shaped? That's new.

And a pretty serious form of transplant rejection, too.
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